Tiny scene

Oct. 7th, 2010 11:05 pm
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This is a tiny scene from a WhiCo fic that I'll probably never write, that's why I decided to post it. I had this conversation stuck in my head and I needed to get rid of it. Which means it's unbeta'd, of course.

"I don't have sex," Caffrey said, sipping coffee.

Peter frowned. "You mean like," he leaned closer even though they were alone on the rooftop, "you can't?"

Caffrey sighed, setting his cup aside. "No, Agent Burke. I can get an erection," Peter flushed, "and I can have sex, I just don't." He shrugged.

Peter sat there, dumbfounded, and watched Caffrey tear off a piece of his croissant and eat it. "It's... I mean... Why?"

Another sigh followed. "Look, sex is a... pleasurable activity, I'm not trying to dispute that. But so is drinking Italian roast or seeing the Mona Lisa with your own eyes. And if I should choose between..." Caffrey cocked his head pensively, "...a fine bottle of wine or a - how would you call it? - 'romp in the sheets,' I would take the wine, thank you."

Peter blinked, then blinked again. "You're... serious?" he asked, bewildered.

Caffrey leaned closer. "I never joke about fine wine, Agent Burke." Then he leaned back and raised his coffee cup in a salute. "Or about Italian roast."

I wrote it because I'm kinda sick of people who think that there must be something wrong with you just because you don't want/need to have sex.
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Title: Natural
Pairing: Peter/El, Neal/Kate implied, could be considered pre-slash
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, OMC, Elizabeth Burke
Rating: 18+
Word Count: ~10.500
Spoilers: S1 finale
Warnings: D/s, domestic discipline
Summary: "Tell me, Mr. Caffrey, have you ever thought about the nature of dominance and submission?"
Author's Note: Written shortly after the S1 finale, so it could be considered slightly AU. Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai.



This wonderful art is by the amazing [livejournal.com profile] chosenfire28, you can leave feedback for her here: Link.

Story )
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This unbeta'ed - yes, I'm brave! :P - drabble is based on these spoilery promo pics from next week's summer finale - and on what Peter told El in 201: even if Neal was fit for a straight-jacket, he would still insist on being perfectly fine...

Drabble )

Yeah... XP
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Title: Practical Man
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Remix of: Vampire!Neal by Smoke
Rating: NC-17
Genre and/or Pairing: AU, Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1580
Summary: Neal frickin' Caffrey escaped again!
Notes: A big thank-you goes to my lovely beta [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai.

Story )
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Title: Promise Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: PG-13
Genre: AU, Angst, Pre-Slash
Pairing: Peter/El, Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Does melodrama count?
Word Count: ~1.300
Summary: A disaster flick. The plane's waiting...
Notes: Beta'ed by [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai - thank you, girl! Inspired by The Day After Tomorrow.

Fic )
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My take on why Neal hates violence of any kind. Unbeta'ed!

Say No to Violence

Neal's four when he sees his daddy kill someone for the first time. First time for him, not his daddy, of course. His daddy is a real pro by then...

Neal's eight when he learns the proper term for what his dad does – assassination. His dad's an assassin. A much more sophisticated name for a killer for hire, but it doesn't change the facts...

Neal's twelve when his father starts teaching him how to handle weapons – if it can kill or maim, he learns how to use it. He throws up every time his father goes to "work"...

Neal's sixteen when he runs away – he doesn't take anything with him, only his resolve to never turn to violence: there are enough people dead by the hand of a Caffrey...

And I received my remix_redux assignment! I need to peruse said person's fics and read the rules again :P Let's hope my muses cooperate!
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Just a what-if ending for WhiCo's S1 finale... Unbeta'ed!

Cut for spoilers! )

Yeah. So my mind went there. Sue me :P
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Pictures

The search warrants cover not only Fowler's place, but also the office and home of his goon, Maurice.

Diana allows Peter to tag along, provided he stays out of the way. And he does and he keeps his cool – until he sees Maurice's bedroom...

There're pictures, dozens of them, but not simple surveillance photos like those at Fowler's. These pictures are of Neal, naked or half-dressed, photos of Neal in his most private moments and Peter feels sick seeing Neal so exposed…

A moment later, he's storming out of the house, murder on his mind and Diana at his heels.

An example of the aforementioned pictures - cap from the S1 finale! )

And with that I leave you to your own devices, my dear friends. See ya on Tuesday! *runs away*
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Title: Let's Get Drunk
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: PG
Genre and/or Pairing: Peter/El, Peter/Neal, El/Neal, Peter/El/Neal implied 8P
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Drunk people ahead! And crack, utter crack!
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Elizabeth and Diana get drunk together!
Notes: A big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai for her amazing beta!


Ficlet )
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Title: USS New York
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: PG-13
Genre and/or Pairing: AU, Crack, set in the Star Trek universe
Spoilers: None at all!
Warnings: Crack
Word Count: ~530
Summary: Peter is the captain of the Federation ship USS New York. Neal is his Betazoid councilor. Neal has the tendency to drive Peter up the wall. 'nough said.
Notes: Not to be taken seriously at all. A big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai for her beta!


Fic )
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I love these tiny bunnies! Spoilers for Vital Signs.

Faith

"Today at the clinic, Neal told me that I was the only person he trusted," Peter said to El that night in bed.

She snuggled closer to him. "You sound... disturbed," she observed.

He sighed. "How do you... How do you live up to faith like that?" he asked, slightly distraught.

She patted his chest and smiled. "You do your best, honey, you do your best."

I love El and her pearls of wisdom.
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This just popped up in my head and I had to write it down. But it's so silly and fluffy and basically a PWP, so really, there's no point to post it anywhere else or even beta it - which means, all mistakes are mine!

Fluffy Peter/El/Neal stuff ahead!

Cold Toes

It's a strange thing to notice but... Neal's toes get cold easily.

They sit on the couch, the three of them, and Neal's on the one side and Peter on the other and El's all snuggled in the middle, when suddenly, Neal turns sideways on his cushion and throws his legs over El's and worms his toes under Peter's thigh. And Peter doesn't understand how Neal's toes can get cold in July or how he can twist and turn that way on a couch as small as theirs, but somehow, Neal manages both.

And so, Peter warms up Neal's toes.

*giggles and points*
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Title: Scent
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: R
Genre and/or Pairing: Peter/El, Neal/Kate implied
Spoilers: 114 like whoa!
Warnings: Not for the squeamish!
Word Count: 100
Summary: There's a strange scent...
Notes: This is a bit obscure, to be honest. Just something that popped up in my mind when I saw the last scene. And a big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai for her beta!


Drabble )
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Title: Stripped
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: R
Genre and/or Pairing: Gen, angst
Spoilers: Book of Hours
Warnings: Humiliation for Neal!
Word Count: ~1.300
Summary: Written for [livejournal.com profile] collarkink. The prompt: Neal gets strip-searched. Yes, I'm still on my protective!Peter trip, thank you! ;p
Notes: A big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai for her beta job!


Fic )
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Title: Hostage
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: PG-13
Genre and/or Pairing: Gen, h/c
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Gore; pure and unabashed h/c indulgence!
Word Count: ~1.200
Summary: Neal's taken hostage.
Notes: A big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai for her beta job!


Fic )
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Title: It's All About Sports
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: G
Genre and/or Pairing: Gen, Crack
Spoilers: Tiny one for Home Invasion
Warnings: Did I mention crack? And banter?
Word Count: 540
Summary: Peter's determined to find something he and Neal have in common!
Notes: A big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai for her beta-job :)


Ficlet )
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Title: Worth Every Cent
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: PG
Genre and/or Pairing: AU, Peter/El
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1.400
Summary: Peter caught Neal - and tomorrow morning, Neal will be gone.
Notes: I seem to be on a weird "Neal's not human" fic trip these days. Hm. Also, a big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai for the amazing beta job! I changed a few things, so all the remaining mistakes are mine.


Fic )
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Title: Charcoal in Motion
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: PG
Genre and/or Pairing: Peter/El
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1.100
Summary: Neal's the resident romantic and Peter needs his help.
Notes: A big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai for her beta! :)


Fic )
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Title: Solitary
Author: [livejournal.com profile] katikat
Rating: R
Genre and/or Pairing: Missing Scene
Spoilers: Pilot
Warnings: Off-screen non-con
Word Count: ~320
Summary: What did Peter and the prison warden talk about on their way from Neal's cell to the monitoring room?
Notes: A big thanks to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai!


Ficlet )

Oh my

Mar. 14th, 2010 09:19 am
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Last night, I wrote yet another WhiCo AU where Neal isn't human. Come on, what the heck is wrong with me? *scratches head* I mean, as I told [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai, Neal is the textbook definition of a woobie, but that's a bit overdoing it, isn't it? I just... I love to bring out Peter's protective urges!

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