Fic: Let's Get Drunk - WhiCo

[katikat]

Title: Let's Get Drunk
Author: katikat
Rating: PG
Genre and/or Pairing: Peter/El, Peter/Neal, El/Neal, Peter/El/Neal implied 8P
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Drunk people ahead! And crack, utter crack!
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Elizabeth and Diana get drunk together!
Notes: A big thanks to yami_tai for her amazing beta!


"My husband has the hots for Neal Caffrey," Elizabeth stated, throwing back another shot.

Diana stopped mid-move, her shot glass halfway to her lips. What could she say to that?

Elizabeth looked at her and giggled drunkenly. "Your face!" she laughed then waved a hand, almost overbalancing on the bar stool. "Don't worry. I've known for almost eight years now." Then a sullen look appeared on her face as she gazed deeply into her empty glass. "But until recently, Neal was a just a pretty face in Peter's files, just another criminal to be put under lock and key. Now though..." She sighed.

"He is pretty, isn't he?" Diana whispered conspiratorially, leaning closer.

Elizabeth blinked at her, frowning slightly in confusion.

"Hey, just because I don't root for the team, doesn’t mean I can’t acknowledge their assets," Diana retorted haughtily, before giving in to the urge to giggle.

Elizabeth clinked her empty glass against Diana's full one. "Amen to that, sister. We need to drink to that." She waved at the barkeeper who gestured that he would be right there.

"It's just..." Elizabeth sighed, blowing her bangs up from her forehead. "Neal's so charming and nice and... and..." She waved her hand around, almost smacking the man sitting next to her. "And they're so good for each other. Peter's having fun at work again and Neal really needs his keeper." She fell silent, then added in a mumbled voice, "And it's not like I haven't felt tempted, you know?"

"So, what will you do?" Diana asked, raising her shot glass to her lips again.

Elizabeth let her head hang and wailed, "I don't know. I can either close my eyes and pretend my husband's not smitten with his partner or..." She paused, straightening her back, her eyes glinting in the bar's low light. "Or I can start planning a threesome!"

Diana wheezed and coughed, the last of her shot going down the wrong way. When she finally got her breathing under control - with the help of a few well aimed thumps to her back that Elizabeth delivered - she looked at her friend, eyes almost popping out of her head.

Elizabeth gazed into her still empty glass mournfully, missing Diana's reaction completely. "But for such a decision, I'm not drunk enough yet." Thumping the shot glass on the bar, she yelled, "Barkeeper! One more!"

The End

Comments

[cedara]

LOL

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe! XP

[elrhiarhodan]

THIS IS FREAKING' AWESOME (sorry for the capslock)

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Can you just imagine El and Diana teaming up? ;9

[b-scholes.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

I can totally see El and Diana hooking up, getting drunk, and bitching about Peter. He he, great fic.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Who could El complain to if not Diana? :)

[texan-elf.livejournal.com]

Sure you didn't steal this scene from the WC writers room? *giggles* Wouldn't it be wonderful if they included your scene in one of next season's episode?

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I would love to see a scene with El and Diana, just to get a feel for the dynamic.

[ursula4x.livejournal.com]

One time when I would advocate more drink.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

*g* Of course, they are taking a cab home, splitting the fare!

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

Excellent little drunk!fic. :P

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! We need to see more of that on the show - it's been proven that Neal under the influence is insanely cute!

[adina-atl.livejournal.com]

Oh dear! *grin* Poor Diana, getting way too much information on her coworkers!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Yes! TMI! TMI! The poor thing. I bet she now wishes she stayed in Washington!

[photoash.livejournal.com]

I like it :) Thanks for sharing!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

And thank you for leaving a comment 8)

[layla-aaron.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO...Oh this! So funny, so good. :)

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! El and Diana, they would be hilarious together!

[keire-ke.livejournal.com]

XD Poor Elizabeth. The thought will now haunt her...

[katikat.livejournal.com]

And Diana too! Every time she'll see Peter and Neal together!

[byrons-brain.livejournal.com]

LOL Plan the threesome EL!

[amycat1959.livejournal.com]

Yep! Have another drink or three, and GO FOR IT, GIRLFRIEND! :-)

[katikat.livejournal.com]

I can so see it, El coming royally drunk home and telling Peter, earnest and all, that they need to sleep with Neal - and Peter going O.o!

[amycat1959.livejournal.com]

So... WRITE that story, too!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I think that without El's help, those two would be stuck on flirting for the rest of forever!

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

*guffaw*

OH, MAN! This is so great! Smart and well-written and HILARIOUS. This moment is now part of my own personal canon. THANK YOU.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much. I had a blast writing this one :P