katikat | Ficlet: Five Ways They Killed Off Bela

Okay, I know that I'll probably catch hell for this one but...

Title: Five Ways They Killed Off Bela…
Author:

katikat
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: All standard disclaimers apply here.
Warnings/Genre: Gen, Crack!fic, Parody, Xover
Words: 200
Summary: And Bela keeps dying...
Notes: I'm not bashing Bela, I'm just killing her over and over and over again...
Notes2: My thank-you goes to my wonderful beta

yami_tai!

The Kevin Smith Way…

She was standing on the ice, pointing a gun at Dean, calling him dumb when he yelled "Watch out!" and "Behind you!", laughing derisively at his little trick. The smear she left on the ice after the lonely resurfacer rolled over her was quite pretty though.

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The Mummy Way…

Sacred beetles. 'nough said.

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The X-Files Way…

Sam and Dean stared at the spot where Bela had been standing just seconds ago, before the blinding beam shot from the dark sky and took her away. Wide eyed, they looked at each other.

"Dude," Dean finally said. "Are you thinking what I’m thinking?"

Sam swallowed. "That depends."

"Slow-dancing aliens?"

"Yup."

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The House Way…

"It was one of her clients who killed her," House explained balancing the basketball on his forefinger. "He put silver in her ice cream, gold in the champagne and then coated the strawberries in diamond dust, just to be sure. Yes, she was a precious girl…"

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The Transformers Way…

Impala scanned the surroundings, detecting no living beings but one: Talbot, Bela. Revving her engine, tires screeching, Impala shot forward flattening the targeted object with enviable preciseness.

No one had the right to touch Impala without Dean's permission…

The End