Ficlet: Five Ways They Killed Off Bela - Supernatural

[katikat]

Okay, I know that I'll probably catch hell for this one but...

Title: Five Ways They Killed Off Bela…
Author: katikat
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: All standard disclaimers apply here.
Warnings/Genre: Gen, Crack!fic, Parody, Xover
Words: 200
Summary: And Bela keeps dying...
Notes: I'm not bashing Bela, I'm just killing her over and over and over again...
Notes2: My thank-you goes to my wonderful beta yami_tai!


The Kevin Smith Way…

She was standing on the ice, pointing a gun at Dean, calling him dumb when he yelled "Watch out!" and "Behind you!", laughing derisively at his little trick. The smear she left on the ice after the lonely resurfacer rolled over her was quite pretty though.

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The Mummy Way…

Sacred beetles. 'nough said.

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The X-Files Way…

Sam and Dean stared at the spot where Bela had been standing just seconds ago, before the blinding beam shot from the dark sky and took her away. Wide eyed, they looked at each other.

"Dude," Dean finally said. "Are you thinking what I’m thinking?"

Sam swallowed. "That depends."

"Slow-dancing aliens?"

"Yup."

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The House Way…

"It was one of her clients who killed her," House explained balancing the basketball on his forefinger. "He put silver in her ice cream, gold in the champagne and then coated the strawberries in diamond dust, just to be sure. Yes, she was a precious girl…"

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The Transformers Way…

Impala scanned the surroundings, detecting no living beings but one: Talbot, Bela. Revving her engine, tires screeching, Impala shot forward flattening the targeted object with enviable preciseness.

No one had the right to touch Impala without Dean's permission…


The End

Comments

[tigriswolf]

I LOVE that last one!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Transformer!Impala would look so good, all sleek and black... *giddy*

[mustbekarma.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO! Transformers for the win! This was really entertaining. Heck, I'd settle for Bela getting hit by a bus.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

:)) Me too, me too. I kinda don't like her character as you may have noticed ;)

Thank you for your review!

[smilesoftnsweet.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Oh, this was enjoyable ;)

Transformers/Impala FTW! \o/

[katikat.livejournal.com]

There need to be many many more Transformer Xovers because the Impala just begs for it!

Thank you for leaving a review :)

[grandiose666.livejournal.com]

hee!! acrually my fave is the first. seems in character for her to derisively dismiss dean saying look out behind you. would be awesome if it happened on the show. with a zamboni and everything. heh.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I think so too. Zamboni for the win! :))

Thank you for your review :)

[monluztrella.livejournal.com]

I loved Transformers!Impala too, hee!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

I would so like to see Dean's face if he saw Impala transform. I think he would be overjoyed like a little boy :D

Thank you for your review :)

[creamette.livejournal.com]

ahahaha!!! **rolls about giggling** fanf*ingtastic! The last one...transformers or Christine **waggles eyebrows** the killer Impala XD That smear is probably her prettiest look ever **giggle** love em **squish**

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I'm so happy that you liked this. I was afraid that it would disappoint you *squishes you*

[bodgei.livejournal.com]

that was pritty funny (even if Bella dosen't bother me)

Altough I was expecting a south park "they killed bella" "you bastard!"

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I never watched South Park so I can't write about that :)

Thank you for leaving a review :)

[bodgei.livejournal.com]

Well I try to leave a comment on everythign I read... I'm funny that way.

[tooembarassed.livejournal.com]

Transformers Impala definately the best. It's what she gets for touching Dean's baby.

This was great!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! Transformer!Impala rulez! :D

[looleebelle.livejournal.com]

Oh God! LMAO!!! Hilarious!

*giggles*

I love your way of thinking - SO DEVIOUS!!!

*high fives*

[katikat.livejournal.com]

;) Thank you. I kind of can't stand this character. Writing these drabblets rid me of some very bad juju :D

[wandereringray.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I love you.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you ;)

maybe her cell phone can blow up

[catdancerz.livejournal.com]

i like that one

Re: maybe her cell phone can blow up

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I was afraid that peeps would kick my butt for this one :D

[julorean.livejournal.com]

Dude, this is great! The first one is gruesomely funny, and the Mummy one! An awful way to do, but she totally deserves it. I like the House one, as I watch the show. I remember that one where the wife poisoned the guy with gold. Hah. Last one is my fav tho. The Impala needs her revenge too. :D I bet Dean was so proud of Impala. :D

[katikat.livejournal.com]

:D Thank you! I was afraid that folks wouldn't understand the House one. Gosh, that was a creepy episode with the gold, wasn't it?

[emgrace4.livejournal.com]

Those are great!!! I loved the last one the best! Thanks for the laughs. Hilarious!!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

And I thank you for your review :) I was afraid that folks would flame and stone me for this one :D

[fangirl1981.livejournal.com]

Dude, Bela dying over and over is the most awesomest thing ever! Except for you know them actually killing her off for real. *fingers crossed*

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Well, I hope they do kill her soon because so far, all the eps she was in totally dipped in ratings *sigh* Even last ep was only 2.87 mil. viewers, the lowest rated ep of this season.

I thank you for your review and I'm happy that I'm not the only one who can't stand that character ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, anyway is a good way, as long as it happens pronto! I say keep tis list going my addition, the Willie E. Coyote way, get her a gift card from Acme Products, sit back and watch the mayhem unfold.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Mwahaha! I can't agree with you more ;)

Thank you for your review :)

[aurora-hunter.livejournal.com]

LOL the impala one is classic and i love the x-files one 2!!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, the slow dancing aliens just scream X-Files, don't they? ;D

Thank you so much for your review :)

[spikestress.livejournal.com]

I keep hoping something will happen and she'll have to take Dean's place in hell.

I thought that she'd be the least annoying of the two girls, OH how I was WRONG!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh, that's a great idea! And you know what? I thought that too. I thought that I would like Bela more than Ruby but now it's the other way around. I would have prefered neither of them on the show but at least Ruby adds to the overall plot!

[xkeiriax.livejournal.com]

OMG. Yes. Yes. Yes!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* If wishes were horses... *sigh* I love female characters but some of them? Grate on my nerves too much. It was so good to rid myself of the bad juju this way :D

Thank you so much for leaving a review :)

[nimenic.livejournal.com]

LOVES! Transformer!Impala.

The look on Dean's face if he ever saw his beloved car transform infront of him, PURE JOY! :)

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Too bad that we won't ever see that on the show *sigh*

Thank you for reviewing! :)

[lostandalone22.livejournal.com]

Lol, wow, I can just feel the hate here. Great idea for a story.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

:) I just really can't stand the character. Ruby? Sure. Bela? Nuh nuh, nya nya. Though I was careful not to bash her. She's not portrayed as stupid, just arrogant, the way they portray her in the show *shrug*

Thank you for your review :)

[redrikki.livejournal.com]

Dude, the Impala. Bela completely deserves to go like that for getting her towed.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! :) And yup, that was such an Impala!rape O.O

[ckll.livejournal.com]

Oh come on!! How did i miss that? LOL
I don't know about the House but i loved all the others. The Mummy way? Genius!!
You can crosspost it if you want :0

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! *smooches you* And I already crossposted it some time ago. But I'm not sure if I posted it in your comm *scratches head* I always think that it's not appropriate when the story itself isn't about the boys, you know? It feels too OT for a comm about Dean and Sam, you know? Uh, am I explaining it properly or am I confusing even myself? XP

[ckll.livejournal.com]

I understand your point.
Will you intend to write something about Ruby too?

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Pst *looks around* I kinda like Ruby *shifty eyes* I know, I know, shocking news :D I don't think that I would be able to do that to the poor demon girl XD I like her much more than Meg - I found the actress playing Meg annoying as hell. But Ruby... She's kinda hot :D

[ckll.livejournal.com]

I like her too, strangely enough, lol