katikat | Flashfic: Conversation

As I promised...

Title: Conversation
Fandom: Charmed
Disclaimer: All standard disclaimers apply.
Words: 200
Summary: Chris and Wyatt behave like... well, brothers.

"So, when will you introduce B. to Mom?"

"B.?"

Rolls eyes. "Bianca."

"Let’s see... Never."

"Why?"

"Maybe you missed the fact that she is a demon slash assassin who tried to kill me the first time we met? Oh yeah, that would go down so well with Piper. I don't want to give our Mom an apoplexy before she's fifty, thank you very much."

"Well, if you love the girl as much as you say, you'll have to introduce her to the family sooner or later."

"Later is the word then. And since we are talking about girls, when will you finally go steady?"

"I'm 19, I'm a young stud. It's my duty to make as many girls happy as humanly possible."

Rolls eyes. "Womanizer."

"At least I'm not cranky all the time. And since you brought up sex…"

"I did not!"

"…did you and Bianca do the dirty already?"

"What?"

Makes a rude gesture.

"You are disgusting."

"I call it as I see it."

"No, we haven't, you jerk."

"Cranky cranky."

"Did you miss the fact that I'm 17 and she is 22? It could get her into a lot of trouble."

"More trouble than your attempted murder?"

Silence...

"Point taken."

The End