Fic rec: Sherlock

"Lab Book" by sam_storyteller | Sherlock/John | Humor | "The likelihood of finding a cab on Christmas Eve is fast approaching nil." "So was the likelihood of you kissing me in the middle of the pavement, and yet." | ~5.000 words

Sherlock kissed like he'd read about it in a book somewhere, but a very thorough and detailed book that had diagrams and step-by-step instructions. It wasn't clinical, precisely, but there was a certain am I doing this right tension that spoke of educated inexperience.

Also he was really tall. Just -- stupidly tall. He'd probably grown that way on purpose to annoy people.

Ha! Funny. Love it when Sherlock does stuff to annoy Mycroft!

Podfic rec: SGA

"Bell Curve, or, Ladies Night at the Boom Boom Room" by pru, read by 2naonh3_cl2 | McKay/Sheppard | AU, humor | In his rational mind, Rodney knew that following a girl who'd just dumped you into a strip club was really, really pathetic. | ~40.000 words/4hrs 7mins.

Rodney glared at both of them and returned to the lights, which turned out to be futile because two hours later when John and Jeannie had already otherwise decorated the tree between themselves and Rodney was still futzing with the wires and peering hatefully at the string of blinky lights, John said, "Oh, hey, there's a bulb missing!" after which he screwed it on and half-blinded Rodney in one eye when the whole damn rope of light exploded into schizophrenically cheerful red and green blinking.

This story is hilarious from the beginning till the end. And I just love 2naonh3_cl2's reading. Go, download, listen, LAUGH!

ETA: And the sequel: "Learning Curve, or, Tab".