katikat | Fic rec: Sherlock

"Mummy, No Thank You" by Unloyal_Olio | Sherlock/John | AU | Mummy Holmes arranges a marriage for Sherlock. Since Sherlock refuses to meet anyone properly, she must go to one of the breeding camps where older omegas are kept. She finds John Watson. Sherlock and John get along fine, but Sherlock refuses to marry and breed. Mummy decides that John should marry and breed with Mycroft if Sherlock doesn't want to. Sherlock is not happy at all. Thus, a p0rny, case-ficky, dark comedy. | ~20.000 words

They are mid-soup course when Sherlock charges into the room. His eyes are severe and wild, and he's pinching the spine of the book like it is poisoned. "You—!" He shakes his fist at John. "You!"

John rolls his eyes. "Yes, clearly this is my fault."

LOL! I also loved Mummy's quote: "Just because a woman has tits, doesn’t mean she doesn’t have balls." Ha!