don't be dull, be fannish

"You. You can't even stay in the same motel for a whole week, and you want to pretend to be a homeowner?"

"Yes!"

"Just let me do all the bitching about escrow, you have no idea," Sam said seriously.

"That's okay, I figured I'd just handle the physical affection and the looking pretty," G said, aiming for an equally serious tone.

Sam finished folding the paper creature and set it on the dash, satisfied.

G shifted the lollipop and picked up the origami. "Nice pigeon," he said.

Sam made a disgusted noise. "It's a _crane_."

G tilted his head, looking at it again. "Are you sure?"