Fic rec: Inception
Jan. 4th, 2013 08:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
katikat"A Fake Handshake Don't Make No Man" by recrudescence | Arthur/Eames | Spaghetti's straight until you heat it up. Or, how Arthur learned not to use pasta as a pickup line and Eames learned to enjoy long walks on the Kinsey scale. | ~26.000 words
What a wonderful fic! Basically, Arthur makes a pass on Eames who tells him he's straight. But Arthur, of course, never gives up!
Cuff links in a jacket pocket, books on the bedside table, a bright orange dildo that somehow ended up under a couch cushion... Arthur really has no room to call him a slob.
He's pretty sure the dildo is dishwasher safe, but not quite sure enough to risk it. Arthur's the one who knows about these things and Eames has no desire to explain to a repairman that his dishwasher is out of commission thanks to a melted sex toy.
Eames just scowls at it instead, which is vastly unsatisfying.
What a wonderful fic! Basically, Arthur makes a pass on Eames who tells him he's straight. But Arthur, of course, never gives up!
