3rd Rock 319-324

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Stuck with Dick

Sally: I wonder why Mary never invites me over.
Tommy: Because you're a moose!

My Daddy's Little Girl

Mary: Daddy is here alone. He left mother.
Dick: Oh. FINALLY!

The Physics of Being Dick

Don: Ah, Dick, you don't know the first thing about being a cop. It's a gritty job where a good day is when you come home alive.
Tommy: Isn't that pretty much a good day for anyone?

Dick: That's the great thing about physics: nobody understands it.

Hey, that was Jim Beaver!

Just Your Average Dick

Dick: August, do you think we are weird?
August: *sweatdrops*

Dick: Who are you?
Tommy: It's me, Tommy!
Dick: You can't be Tommy. Tommy looks like a girl.

YAY for JGL with shorty short hair!

Dick and the Other Guy

Sally: Personality disorder? I'll kick his ASS!

Dick: I'm Canadian.
Neeson: Oh, I'm sorry.

Sally and Don's First Kiss

Don: If this relationship was a snail, it would be mocked by all the faster snails.

Dick: Action is action. I say french the guy.

Sally: What's wrong with me?
Mrs. Dubcek: Nothing that a pint of bourbon and a cheap motel couldn't fix.