3rd Rock 207-212

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Fourth and Dick

Dick: You never know what goes on inside a giant badger.

Harry: I didn't have enough experience to sell hot dogs so they hired me as a security guard.

World's Greatest Dick

Dick: What is she doing here?
Tommy: I don't know, I'm brilliant, not clairvoyant!

Oh, God. Harry hanging in the closet was hilarious. Harry doing magic tricks! This is my favorite episode so far!

My Mother the Alien

Dick: I have fish, you know.
Mary: Do you?
Dick: They are in my freezer.

Dick: Harry, show Mrs. Dubcek to the oven. Stuff her in it if you have to.

Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick

Dick: Police and secure the perimeter.
[Everybody stares.]
Dick: Lock the doors!

Yay, Tommy playing the eight ball was awesome! And JELLO again!

Dick Jokes

The best part was Sally building the shelves.

Harry: Did you measure the shelves?
Sally: Yes.
Harry: Did you measure the closet?
Sally: Yes.
Harry: Did you measure the door?
Sally: Damn!

Jolly Old St. Dick

Harry: Oh, great. Now it's a stick!