100 book quotes #2

[katikat]

“Tell your decadent government that the Tasmanian Separatist Alliance is on the move!” I announced grandly. “The oppressor will be forced to bow down before our superior dogma! All dolphins shall be freed, and no more penguins will be forced to smoke cigarettes!”

~ "The Man with the Golden Torc" by Simon R. Green

Comments

[lunchee]

HHAAHAHAHA LOL WHAT?! XD

[katikat]

LOL, the main character was trying to muddle waters because he just wrecked half of the highway leading to London XD After hearing this statement the cops went pretty much O.o

[lunchee]

And then one tranq-ed him? 'Cos clearly, boy is cray.

[katikat]

Nope, considering he was aiming a gun at them at that time, they respectfully stepped aside and let the nut go without fuzz :P