Ficlet: The One about the Jab in the Kidneys - Supernatural

[katikat]

Title: The One about the Jab in the Kidneys
Fandom: Supernatural
Genre: Gen, G, Pure Crack
Characters: Sam, Dean and some crazies
Words: 250
Spoilers: None
Summary: There were two things that neither of them foresaw: Lucifer himself and the unicorn...
Beta: yami_tai *smooch*
Notes: Oh my, this is crack pure, written in like five minutes. I just sat down and let my fingers type whatever came to my mind and I ended up with this *diez*


When the last day of the last year of his life came, with a heavy heart and all-consuming fear, Dean waited for the demonic debt collectors to come, for the hell hounds to tear him apart right in front of his brother who stubbornly refused to let Dean die alone if he couldn’t save him.

Though there were two things that neither of them foresaw: Lucifer himself and the unicorn.

To find out that the Lord of Hell owned the contract for his soul was shocking enough for Dean. But the revelation that an unexpected jab in the kidneys with the unicorn's wickedly sharp white horn was all that was needed to wash his soul clean of the demonic taint and break the contract… Well, that one left him rather embarrassingly slack-jawed and gaping.

The horned horse with the billy-goat beard, the lion’s tail and… the cloven hooves – talk about inbreeding, really – found it obviously rather amusing, grinning in a rather unhorsey manner. Lucifer, on the other hand, behaved like a really sore loser.

The resulting battle between Lucifer who felt cheated and Lilith (where did she come from?) who also felt cheated turned – thanks to Sam’s inappropriate gloating and needling – rather vicious and engaged those two, who were both convinced that it was their right to do away with the Winchesters, so utterly that neither of them noticed the prize for which they fought sneaking away.

Who would have thought that grinning unicorns made such great racehorses?

The End

Comments

[kriptkeeper.livejournal.com]

Awesome crack!!! LOL, and w/ Sam's "...unicorns aren't real?" Haha, amazing.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Hey, that was great! *glee*

[lostandalone22.livejournal.com]

Great story! I really like this!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I have no idea where this one popped up from. When I finished it, it made me look all O.o *g* Fun!

Thank you for your review!

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I had so much fun writing that :))

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I have no idea where this crazy popped up from but it was worth the giggle I had writing it X)

[ckll.livejournal.com]

Ok, honestly i didn't expect to laugh in the end!! lol

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I'm happy I could make you laugh! :)

[tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com]

HEEEE. completely silly and fun and the image of lucifer as a really sore loser cracks me up.

[julorean.livejournal.com]

XDDD Oh, that's perfect! This would be the greatest finale ever. Lilith and Lucifer destroy each other, and the WInchesters run away on a unicorn. XD Brilliant.

[smilla02.livejournal.com]

*g* So very funny.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you found it funny. I'm always nervous when I try to write humor/crack XD

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you! I just needed something crack-ish. I love angst but too much is just too much sometimes :)

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm happy you liked it ;)