The last one - at least for today :D

[katikat]

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Jay Leno's chin (that's some serious real-estate).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Duke/Duchess</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Getting yourself elected (your opponent's name rhymed with Sodomy).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Street Judges (from Judge Dread).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Declare peace (it confuses the hell out of your enemies).</td>

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