Podfic rec: Teen Wolf

"Alpha Spikes" by starbeast, read by rhea314 | Derek/Stiles | AU | Alphas are like royalty and are offered their choice of any age eighteen-and-up virgin Omega for each year's heat season, as a 'thank-you' to all they've done for their compounds throughout the year. Derek is an Alpha and...yeah, Stiles. Stiles is an Omega. And still a virgin. In every way. And he's just turned eighteen. This...is not his day. | 6hr. 32min.

What little Stiles takes in on the beeline for Derek’s room is pretty much: EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE COULD NEVER AFFORD THAT OR THAT OR THAT OR THAT DUDE GOD IS THAT EVEN OUT YET I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE THOSE THAT BIG DO WE REALLY NEED THIS MANY CHANDELIERS HOW MANY PEOPLE HAD TO DIE TO MAKE THAT?! The house reads way more like a museum than a lived-in home. Stiles's afraid to even touch the railing of the stairs — all four flights of them — for fear of leaving prints. And he really can’t remember if the bottoms of his shoes are clean.

Stiles is so, so awesome in this fic. Hilarious yet strong and so much IC! Amazing fic/podfic!

3rd Rock 316-318

Pickles and Ice Cream

Dick: My little Sally. Sometimes I think of you as a little girl and that's why I order you to do things like get pregnant.

Tommy: Hey, Dick. Do you think that when he has a pet and she has a baby, I could get an apartment across town?
Dick: Absolutely... Make it two bedrooms.

The thing with Pickles was hilarious! Tommy's "Oh good, this will help us be LESS conspicuous."

Auto Eurodicka

Dick: Be sure to listen to the car salesman. He's your friend and he's there to help.

Dick: Family, you will never guess: I had SEX again!

Harry: She's not the shiniest coin in the fountain.

LOL, the whole DeLuise family!

Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man

Tommy: Oh, and on top of that, George Capasorus was waiting for me after school to beat me up 'cause I wouldn't let him cheat off my algebra test.
Harry: So what did you do? Hopped the fence and ran home?
Tommy: Well no, I kicked his ass but that's not the point!

Harry: You sound like an old man!
Tommy: I AM an old man. You guys forget that, huh? I'm older than you are.

Tommy: I like it on Earth. There's women... gravity... It's nice.

This episode wasn't as funny - well, except for the part with Don and Sally's panties - but I really liked it because it allowed JGL to really showcase his character as an old man in a boy's body. He was great!