katikat | Podfic rec: Teen Wolf

"Alpha Spikes" by starbeast, read by rhea314 | Derek/Stiles | AU | Alphas are like royalty and are offered their choice of any age eighteen-and-up virgin Omega for each year's heat season, as a 'thank-you' to all they've done for their compounds throughout the year. Derek is an Alpha and...yeah, Stiles. Stiles is an Omega. And still a virgin. In every way. And he's just turned eighteen. This...is not his day. | 6hr. 32min.

What little Stiles takes in on the beeline for Derek’s room is pretty much: EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE COULD NEVER AFFORD THAT OR THAT OR THAT OR THAT DUDE GOD IS THAT EVEN OUT YET I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE THOSE THAT BIG DO WE REALLY NEED THIS MANY CHANDELIERS HOW MANY PEOPLE HAD TO DIE TO MAKE THAT?! The house reads way more like a museum than a lived-in home. Stiles's afraid to even touch the railing of the stairs — all four flights of them — for fear of leaving prints. And he really can’t remember if the bottoms of his shoes are clean.

Stiles is so, so awesome in this fic. Hilarious yet strong and so much IC! Amazing fic/podfic!