3rd Rock 110-112
Aug. 17th, 2012 09:33 pmTruth or Dick
Mary: I'll be brutally frank.
Dick: Good. I'll be genuine Dick.
The Art of Dick
Sally: Hey, Dick, why is it that you see nude people in museums but they never show them on TV?
Dick: Sure they do! But never in comedies, only in dramas and even so when the ratings sack.
Frozen Dick
Customer: Pardon me, where can I find Aliens?
Harry: Nowhere. Not here, that's for sure. Nobody here but us humans. Lalalala... Stop looking at me!
Mary: I'll be brutally frank.
Dick: Good. I'll be genuine Dick.
The Art of Dick
Sally: Hey, Dick, why is it that you see nude people in museums but they never show them on TV?
Dick: Sure they do! But never in comedies, only in dramas and even so when the ratings sack.
Frozen Dick
Customer: Pardon me, where can I find Aliens?
Harry: Nowhere. Not here, that's for sure. Nobody here but us humans. Lalalala... Stop looking at me!