"Stocks and Bonds of Holy Matrimony" by Abi is a hilarious fic about one huge misunderstanding that finally got Clark and Lex together after 20 years of friendship. Really worth checking it out.
Quoting from the fic:
Martha: "Then why are there men with telephoto lenses staked out in my begonias?" :D
Quoting from the fic:
Martha: "Then why are there men with telephoto lenses staked out in my begonias?" :D