3rd Rock 307-309
Sep. 4th, 2012 08:03 pmEleven Angry Men and One Dick
Dick: Justice always depends on the fair-minded humans outnumbering the bigots, fools and cowards.
Sally: Yeah? And which one are you?
Dick: A fair-minded coward.
A Friend in Dick
Sally: Oh, it's such a relief to be rid of Seth.
Tommy: So that you can get back together with Don?
Sally: No, so that I could shave the poodles from under my arms.
Tom, Dick and Mary
Dick: Why don't you try using your brain for a change.
Harry: But what good could come from it?
Nina: Why do all men think that once they plant the flag, they own the mountain?
Dick: I spent two years climbing that mountain and I'm not about to let another man yodel on it!
August: Your son is impossible.
Dick: And you're a pain in the ass, you're made for each other.
Harry: Now quit your bitchin' and get out of the kitchen.
Dick: Justice always depends on the fair-minded humans outnumbering the bigots, fools and cowards.
Sally: Yeah? And which one are you?
Dick: A fair-minded coward.
A Friend in Dick
Sally: Oh, it's such a relief to be rid of Seth.
Tommy: So that you can get back together with Don?
Sally: No, so that I could shave the poodles from under my arms.
Tom, Dick and Mary
Dick: Why don't you try using your brain for a change.
Harry: But what good could come from it?
Nina: Why do all men think that once they plant the flag, they own the mountain?
Dick: I spent two years climbing that mountain and I'm not about to let another man yodel on it!
August: Your son is impossible.
Dick: And you're a pain in the ass, you're made for each other.
Harry: Now quit your bitchin' and get out of the kitchen.