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Fun with Dick and Janet 1+2

Dick: You're the only thing keeping me sane.
Mary: And it's a full-time job.

Dick: I've got to learn to let go. To move forward and focus on the thing that's most important in my life: MEEEEEEEEE!

Tommy: Why dry ice?
Don: Gives it a nice smokey effect.

Sally: She has naked pictures of you?
Dick: Not yet. Harry, grab the camera.

Tricky Dick

Dick: Women are maddening. They pretend to be adult but just like that *snaps fingers* they sink all the way down to your level.

Dick: As a student of the ancient Chinese art of Fung shui, I can assure you that the spiritual harmony of this room was upset by having that bitch sitting there.

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