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Dick Behaving Badly

Tommy: Permission to state the obvious, High Commander?
Dick: Permission granted.
Tommy: You're so whipped!

Dickmalion

Tommy: You were in my math class last year.
Lorna: Oh, right. What happened to you?
Tommy: I passed.

Dick: Tommy, this is outrageous. The next time you set off a fire alarm you damn well better start a fire first.

Sensitive Dick

Mary: Okay, you're insensitive.
Dick [sad]: I... I am?
Mary: Oh, come on, Dick, it wouldn't kill you to occasionally think of people's feelings before you speak.
Dick: Haha, what a bunch of crap!

Dick: No need to apologize. You're stupid, I'm rude. See you tomorrow.

Tommy: Well, I failed my driver's test. I can handle a high-speed police chase but for some reason at 20 miles an hour I hit 3 parked cars.

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