katikat | Podfic rec: Inception

"I Bet Nureyev Never Had to Deal With This Shit" by cobweb_diamond, read by emiliana | AU | Arthur has managed to achieve a principal role in the Royal Ballet Company's production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, having just returned to dancing after a serious injury. However, his co-star Eames might just drive him insane before Opening Night. | 2hr. 16min.

She giggles. ‘Oh my goodness, you look like a sleepy little kitten. It’s so adorable.’

‘I’m pretty sure I should be offended by that,’ says Arthur, dumping his jacket on one of the dressing tables. ‘But right now I’m so loose you could probably bend me over and tie my legs behind my head like a pretzel, so I can’t really bring myself to care.’

Arthur and Eames in tights... 'nough said *_*