katikat | Podfic rec: Inception

"Don't Feed Me, Seymour" by gyzym, read by emiliana | Arthur/Eames | Arthur can't cook: Eames pretends to enjoy anyways. | ~19min.

It's… there's… ketchup on it. Eames thinks it might be an attempt at meatloaf, but it's very difficult to be sure. Which, just--meatloaf. You just shove some meat in a pan, don't you, basically? Even just meat in a pan would be fine. Eames would happily eat plain meat in a pan.

He pokes at it tentatively. It… jiggles.

Trying valiantly not to cower in fear, Eames take a bite. The jiggling does not actually cease once it is in his mouth.

LOL! The jiggling part was where I finally lost it! LOL!