katikat | Podfic rec: Inception

"Technically a Virtue" by mirabella, read by anatsuno | Arthur/Eames | A mark's execrable taste in kitsch means that Eames has to convincingly forge wings. He's extremely bitter about this, until it becomes obvious that wings have some impressive fringe benefits. | 49min.

There was only one thing for it. Eames needed someone to bounce ideas off from, and there was just one person for the task. It would be a bit dicey, but Eames was up for the challenge. Never let it be said that he was too proud to ask for help.

Well, all right, that was a lie of such heroic proportions that somewhere Eames' mother was gasping and pressing a hand to her bosom without any clue as to why she was doing it. To rephrase: never let it be said that Eames considered the momentary indignity of playing damsel-in-distress to be too high a price to pay for the privilege of working Arthur into an absolute lather. There, that was better.

OMG, this is precious! So incredibly, wonderfully hilarious!