Fic rec: Star Trek Reboot

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"Almond Butter and Raspberry Jelly" by linelanagain | Kirk/McCoy | H/c, humor | Jim Kirk is not allergic to raspberries. | 1.800 words

He is allergic to twenty-six foods readily available on the Enterprise, but raspberries are not one of them. They are safe. He doesn’t particularly like raspberries, but that is neither here nor there. They do not cause his extremities to swell, or his eyes to water, or his throat to close. They do not cause Bones to stab him in the neck with something that may be medicine, or may be a hypo full of saline Bones keeps on his person to punish Jim (Jim realizes this scenario is unlikely, but he didn’t get where he is by ignoring unlikely scenarios). So he eats raspberries, and pretends he is developing a taste for them, though he is not.

LOL'tastic. And very cute :)