Meme!

[katikat]

Stolen from lemmealone:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).

Often it's been not.
There was the time he decided my table manners lacked a certain, shall we say, appetizing flare.
"Did you just burp?" he asked me one evening as we sat at a table covered in white linen and real silver.
"Excuse me," I said. "Wine gives me gas. Plus it tastes like road kill. Don't they serve beer here?"

"Biting the Bullet" by Jennifer Rardin, 3rd in the Jaz Parks series.

I love how unashamedly down-to-earth Jasmine is. You don't like it or her? You can kiss her butt cheek ;P