katikat | Fic rec: White Collar

"Kate, Short for Kevin" by moonythestrals. Peter/El/Neal. Summary: Neal Caffrey being his partner amuses him probably much more than it actually should. Hopefully no one notices. Words: 2.100.

It's hilarious to Neal how Peter always assumes that Neal sleeps with every single person he flirts with. Other than the fact that Peter should remember how they both have this terrible habit of loving the chase more than the follow-through, he should also realize that if his theory were true, Neal would have to be sleeping with Peter for more consecutive hours than there are in the day.

Neal tried to explain this to Peter once, but he just answered, "Yeah, but I'm a guy," which made Neal want to slap him in the head with the 21st century.

Okay, I'm smitten with this fic. No, really. It's so feel!good that you want to bounce off the walls!