don't be dull, be fannish

This made me LOL, seriously:

It was Cadderly who had first made a pet of a wild animal, a white squirrel he had named Percival, of all things. Taking that cue, Pikel had become rather famous for the friends he had made (infamous to Ivan, who thought the whole thing quite embarrassing) at the Spirit Soaring cathedral, particularly among Cadderly and Danica’s children. To date, those friends included a great eagle, a pair of bald-headed vultures, a weasel family, three chickens, and a stubborn donkey named Bobo.
~ "The Thousand Orcs" by R.A. Salvatore

"Kneel before Kal-El!"
~ Zod to the Kandorians (Smallville, Pandora)

Okay, tell me that that scene wasn't creepy, with all of them kneeling down before Clark... O.o

"Less gabbing, more grabbing!"
~ Lois Lane to Clark Kent (Smallville: Warrior)

That line, the way Erica Durance delivers it gets me EVERY TIME! *rotf* Which reminds me, I need to make a Lois icon!