My favorite quotes, a couple of shows...

[katikat]

White Collar - Peter to Neal: Give me a break! You could sell light switches to the Amish.

NCIS:LA - Callen to Hetty: Big Guy does not like to be nudged!

NCIS - Gibbs to Ziva: Don't worry about Tony. Tony is fine.

Supernatural - Dean to Sam: Really? Maaaaaan!

Stargate Atlantis - McKay to... everybody: It's a city, not a yo-yo!

And what are the quotes that you remember off the top of your head, whatever show, just the first thing that comes to your mind?

Comments

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

'Six Degrees of Heaven Bacon.' That one's going to stay with me for a long time! ^____^

[bodgei.livejournal.com]

from Invisable Man

"Oh Crap"
"OK, so here's the thing,"

and

"there was once this guy named (insert philosopher) who said (insert saying)"

[dimestore-hippy.livejournal.com]

Supernatural (Sam's afraid of clowns)
Sam: "Dude, you're afraid of flying."
Dean: "Planes crash!"
Sam: "And apparently clowns kill!"

Lost, Hurley to Sayid: "Maybe if you ate more comfort food you wouldn't go around shooting so many people."

[thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com]

OMG, last night Sam says to G, "I'll show you a Navy SEAL 'thing'."

That about killed me dead. But then again, I'm 12.

And I need to post about the weird terms that have come up in both LA and White Collar lately.

Dutchman
Peter Pan
oh, and now there's an origami thing going on...

Which leads me to half of "Vital Signs" "Peter, you're the only one."

NCIS: Where? do I start? Um, there's my icon and
Tony: If I had a 'thing' I'd show it off all the time.
Gibbs: They have rules against that, DiNozzo.

(Again, I'm 12.)

Going off your script: West Wing's Toby: "Do you really want to incur the wrath of whatever from high a-top the thing?"