Favorite quotes?
And the best of all?
"There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and should read ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE." ~Demian's Observation
"Blessed is the end user who expects nothing, for he/she will not be disappointed." ~Franklin's Rule
"There is always one more bug." ~Law of Cybernetic Entomology
"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer."
And the best of all?
"If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ~Weinberg's Second Law