The Big Bang Theory 317-323
Jul. 18th, 2012 12:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
katikatOh gosh, the introduction of Amy Farrah Fowler! This just needs to be captured for posterity!
Isn't she simply rockin' awesome? And I so agree with her about God! And soiled hosiery! She's, hands down, the best female character in this show! 8)
Amy: Excuse me. I'm Amy Farrah Fowler, you're Sheldon Cooper.
Sheldon: Hello Amy Farrah Fowler. I'm sorry to inform you that you have been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to prey on the gullible and the lonely. Additionally, I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
Amy: If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it. If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery. In any case, I'm here because my mother and I have agreed that I will date at least once a year.
Sheldon: Interesting. My mother and I have the same agreement about church.
Amy: I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
Sheldon: Well then, you might want to avoid East Texas.
Amy: Noted. Now before this goes any further, you should know that all physical contact, up to, and including coitus, are off the table.
Sheldon: May I buy you a beverage?
Amy: Tepid water, please.
[Sheldon and Amy walk over to the counter]
Howard: [to Raj] Good God, what have we done?
Isn't she simply rockin' awesome? And I so agree with her about God! And soiled hosiery! She's, hands down, the best female character in this show! 8)
