Fic rec: Sherlock

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"Homemaking" by rageprufrock | Gen | Humor | The original plan for returning to England involved fucking around being shellshocked and suffering mandatory post-combat counseling and physical therapy to dissect the shattered mosaic of his feelings. That's not quite how it goes. | ~4.600 words

John would resent the issue of everybody assuming he was Sherlock's wife, but given that he's spent the two weeks he's lived here organizing books and papers and sorting everything into its proper place, trying to rectify the appalling situation with the kitchen and drafting a list of rules ("Rule the First: No eyeballs in any kitchen equipment — I do not care if they are for an experiment."), he has absolutely no leg, good or psychosomatically bad, to stand on.

Hilarious. And also very in-character for the show :D