"The dashboard melted (but we still had the radio)" by storm_petrel, ready by niko | Cougar/Jensen | In 2009, Jensen got a new team, fell stupid in love, and learned about sharks, the great organizing principle of the universe and crushing chest injuries. Not necessarily in that order. | 40min.

There is a note in Jensen’s file, from a CO he served with a year and a half ago, saying, Corporal Jensen is somehow still living proof that someone can be completely insane and still excel in his chosen field.

Major Crake isn’t anything close to a diagnostic professional, and Jensen’s a lot of things but he’s not actually crazy, so that’s why the Major’s file contains a note saying, Major Crake should be nicer to his technical minions and also he banged your mom.

Oh my God, this fic is perfect! And the voices Niko gave them are perfect too! It's so funny and I can actually see it happening like that! Lovely stuff.