This is so... them!

PRE-SLASH --> House/Wilson: "The Fine and Subtle Art of Cardiology" by rageprufrock. House finds out that Wilson was invited for a date. By a man. He just has to investigate. I love this fic. Just love it. It's so funny and natural and the banter is there and House is being House and Wilson is still a woobie and... \o/ There are so many hilarious parts like for example:

Less than ten seconds later, House is staring at his cell phone in betrayal. He was regretting naming them ducklings; otherwise, he could have led them to water and let them drown.

8D