katikat | Podfic rec: Sherlock

"The Whore Of Babylon Was A Perfectly Nice Girl" by out-there, read by aethel | Sherlock/John | Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head. | 3hr. 36min.

"Over four hundred?" John hears himself say in a really discomforting, high-pitched whine. It's not that Sherlock's horribly disfigured, or doesn't know how to dress his stick-insect figure to best advantage, but still. John had been imagining about a tenth of that. Maybe. "You've slept with over four hundred people? I'm amazed your genitals are still attached."

I'm smitten with this fic/podfic! It's mostly about sex - not them actually having sex but rather talking about it - about their different takes on it. Sherlock is his mad self, John is bewildered and Mycroft meddles as is his usual MO. Fantastic!